New Juan Maclean!
Here's the latest track from Juan Maclean, coming out shortly in their DJ Kicks release.
NEXUSVII x Porter Briefcase -> DAMN SEXY
Daniel Carousel Strikes Another Home Run
There’s not really too many people you can just go up to and start talking with, i mean, fabulous conversations. Wait, I know a phew (cough, cough). There isn't even a soul in sight to help you flip steaks when you're banqueting on the weekends. I mean, lets face it--> this town's gone bonkers. You wanna talk about support? Especially for moral support, forget it. But there are a few expectancies that keep me occupied during my glory bound waking hours, it happens to be Youtube mention Daniel Carousel, some of you might already be familiar with young Daniel from my previous post about him in late February. However, having that be the case or not, is the least of my concerns. I'm simply here to inform you, he strikes again.
Many of the board members at my developmental agency have been asking where I come up with all my "great ideas", and I just ended up having to tell them, it's not about me, it's about them. Next thing I knew, people were buying my coffee's for me. Point being-->he keeps me up at night, like an episode of Bump in the Night. He's like a gerbil spinning in his own wheel of confusion...and not to mention several different identity crisis’. Which happens to be exactly what it takes, he's going places, and forgive me for speaking freely just once: bless his god damn heart!
This is a treat that goes straight to your heart, another stunning performance, this parking garage is home to many confessions--> by the residents that tower above.
A traveling expert speaks on various subjects. Just kidding, it's Daniel.
I wish I was fucking 12 again...or 14...or how fucking old are you again? I mean seriously, where's that fucking Jennie lamp at!? I'll rub it again, I'll rub tough and thorough. You wouldn't even need salt or pepper, or anything with that. Rotten world needs to get a life because this is our time and we're gonna choose to have fun with it.
Daniel dances to Madona's It's a Material World in the living room while his high disco parents prepare a well balanced dinner, a nightly occurrence at this residence.
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The Government Wants You To Eat Burgers!

Breaking News = Germany!

BREAKING: Jai Paul
This guy is going to be huge. I mean REAL huge. "BTSTU" is the first single from the UK-based artist's Bait Ones EP, which is slated to be out in the near future.
"BTSTU" starts off with a quiet, almost quivering voice warning "Don't fuck with me, don't fuck with me" and quickly picks up into a FlyLo meets Hot Chip chiller.
HIGHLY, HIGHLY Recommended.
Listen to BTSTU Here.
Chickenpants! They're Actually Real.
But you can't hear about it here, you have to read my full article on TheMixster.com here
Egg Harbor's Got an Angel Named Edward!
Meet Youtube member ofmay, known to many as Edward DiMaio and also as an angle on earth. Not to mention, the published Author of Sound Scent and Light. One of the few goals he has set for himself is to "bless every soul I meet". That's loads of blessing for you un-knowledgeable people out there in fairy tail land. Not wise Edward though, currently hailing form Egg Harbor, WI. Which is gotta be like living in a frying pan, right next to huge sink, or toilet, or whatever the fuck.
DiMaio is just an amazing human being, he enjoys leading drum circles and drumming stickleback, writing-reading-eating--> poetry (you guessed it uh?), this thing he refers to as...nature, and taking aerial photos of celebrities homes around Staten Island, NY.
What a nice quaint and graceful pattern we've stumbled right on top of, yeah, a fountain of youth i presume. A grand moment had been found smack-dabble dabble in the middle of Statsburg, NY for a once young Edward.
Into the archives and onto the theater kind sirs. Imagine what a wonderful time it must have been for everyone at the "camp". What a wonderful young man this town has brought upon us. Now we can remember it the way that we always wanted to--> not the way our out-house elders had painted it for us. Wonderful world + wonderful eyes = Cetaphil on the shelves. Lets take it back shall we:
We shouldn't let the exit hurt us, we should only let it care for us, and treat us, just as mumsy would back in the taverns.
The possibilities could not be less clear, be sometime looking through cracked glass can be just as fun.
Edwards finds some food for thought in his Wisconsin grounded ice box, piece of mind and reluctent clarity that leave me with the jitters.
Certainly last, and uncertainly not least, Poppy Cock! a moment of captivation at the head of the garden with the wise one.
Edward enjoys doing stonework and carpentry for his closet ruffled skins. He works locally as a Phyc Tech, or at least thats what he keeps telling his teddy bear collection.
If your wondering why Edward DiMaio didn't respond to you it because he couldn't hear you, he was listening to Cat Stevens. That's what he listens to.
Check out Edwards website here
Viedoes courtesy of ofmay, duh.
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