Six Niples to Suck : Six Men to Pay Me

Another gem from my hidden gem collection--> rolling in with a mere 310 views (at least 50 of those views are mine since last November). Daniel Carousel happens to be one my favorite Youtubers of the season. Face it, with your chest puffed out--> the kid has got potential. With just the right amount of free time and verbal abuse from peers at school, he could actually be driven to stardom, by default of course. From outbursts to unknown-funnybone weaponry, Daniel Carousel tends to make the best of it in typically less than 2 minutes. You could be inclined to waste n hour or two trying to understand it all.



Click here for the link to his video page

Barn War Bingo

The 750 outlined squares on this patch of rich, youthful Swiss grade turf is where everything gets strung together. Yes, I'm talking about a new craze in Ruswil--> cow droppings bingo. High stakes and low heart rates. The game tends to host a fierce wave of wonderment from sun up to sun down.

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They already hate each other, now they have to work together.

A Cheetos Casseroll: Science or Resistance?

I know this lumpy skeezer who loves to make a piping hawt Cheetos Casserole soaking in a hot tub of aged cheese's, packed with garlic, a tangy homemade alfredo sauce, walking-talking rubrics, a round up of bread crumbs, 1/4 avocado, and Trader Joes turkey meatballs. She makes it every night for her and her indecent husband Mark Wainscott. It's so easy to make she can read People magazine while she does it.

Lets face it, a phone call and a make-up date just doesn't cut it these dayz, you have to ring that doorbell with a casserole in your arms. There are loads of different colors to wash in your laundry basket, so why shouldn't your Cheetos Casseroll have some visual perceptual property of its own? So if you want any sort of reward for your efforts you may want to spice it up with some of your favorite items. I typically use jalapenos, tomatoes, shallots, spinach, bacon bits, cream cheese, and depending on the season--> maybe a gram cracker crust.

Its an American dish that stays true to its roots--> chips.
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take a look at that slice

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If yer in--> than heres some guidelines.

Ingredients:

2 cups shredded Cheddar cheese
1 cup uncooked macaroni
2 1/4 cups milk
4 eggs
1/2 cup Bisquick
1/4 teaspoon salt
1/4 teaspoon red pepper sauce
1/4 cup shredded Cheddar cheese
!/2 cup crushed Cheetos

Directions:

Heat oven to 400 degrees. Grease pie plate 10 x 1 1/2 inches. Mix 2 cups cheese and the macaroni. Sprinkle in plate. Beat remaining ingredients except 1/4 cup cheese until smooth, 15 seconds in blender on high or 1 minute with hand beater. Pour into plate. Bake until knife inserted in center comes out clean about 40 minutes. Sprinkle with 1/4 cup cheese and Cheetos. Bake until cheese is melted, 1 to 2 minutes. Cool on windowsill for 6 weeks.

recipe from Betty Crocker Bisquick Cookbook

Rungies says: "Never say never"

The first of an ongoing series in which perennial turksBlog follower "Rungie Rungerson" provides provocative photos to accompany his sage-like insights in how to make the most of life.



Rungies says: "Never Say Never".

Jake One - White Van Music

came out awhile ago, but still solid. featuring MF Doom , Alchemist, Brother Ali, Freeway, MOP, Young Buck, etc.

Jake One - White Van Music OUT NOW!

cutest couple ever!!!

Zola Jesus: Stridulum EP

Quit Making Excuses and Defend Yourself!

Lets take a little lesson on weapons in the cheap. Lets get ready and get rid of the 22 inch rims.

"well, it's outta their house now, now its in mine!"

The Future is Now

Curious Displays from Julia Tsao on Vimeo.

RAAAAAAAANDY is AAAAAAAANGRY : mp3

Seems the likes of Kayne, Lil Wayne, Drake, etc, have been a little late in sending Raaaaaaaandy some vocals for his upcoming mixtape with Dave Sitek, producer/member of TV on the Radio

Listen here

Hungry? How About An Open Source Restaurant | NetworkWorld.com Community

Hungry? How About An Open Source Restaurant | NetworkWorld.com Community

RUBIX - Cover Art

Happy Vag-Wednesday!


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The Long Barn Studio by Nicolas Tye Architects

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El Perro Del Mar - Shelter (xx cover)

El Perro Del Mar "Shelter" (by The XX) from The Control Group on Vimeo.

Keep 2010 Spring/Summer “Nuss” Sneakers

Keep 2010 Spring/Summer “Nuss” Sneakers | Hypebeast

How much food do you really have?

Youtube member ironhead41 teaches a bug-out seminar in his garage, where he stores his emergency food source in 5 gallon drums. ironman41 explains how one 5 gallon drum of dry rice is "two 5 gallon drums, of, uhh, eatable food", but then he's quick to tell you that grits and cornmeal are "yer best" because they can "grow" up to 10x when cooked. At only 308 views I'd say this is another gem I've found in the tree house, it really is "amazing...just amaaaazingg". ironhead41 knows that his 81 5 gallon drums added up (in cooked weight) will equal out to about 6 tons. He almost forgets about his wife when he was calculating the 15 years it would take him to finish the food at 2 pounds a day, which is 3 pound less then his typical daily intake. Personally, I feel that 5 pounds a day is just plain spoiled. Now the shit only lasts 71/2 years with his bitch hanging around.



As he started to throw more and more "kickers", I started wondering if he was just another mathematician trying to trick me into some good old work. I wouldn't do it, I couldn't do it. Let me tell you something else---> you know he isn't gonna feed his son in law, we both know that, or their snot-nosed kid. He stinks, all I've seen this him do is try to swallow ping pong balls in a hideous camouflage sweatshirt.

After awhile, and with everything aside---> ironhead41 is an amazing Youtuber. He'll take you under his wing on your first"presidents day pig pickin" and then sit you down and show you how to make apple butter, the easy way! But I'd also recommend checking out the stereo ironhead41 found at a "indoor flea market" for only $90...it's got real nice fabric covering the speakers. It came with the guide and an extra factory needle. He has crates of mason jars filled with pickled food piled up on the floor and beer in buckets of snow. His home looks like a bar.

P.S. click on camouflage bedding to get it for cheap! Be like ironhead41, do it the right way.

Hipster Puppy of the Day

mr. cocomo still makes the “why are there so many ‘wolf bands’” joke, like five years after the fact

Terror? or Passion? Who even knows these days...

Alright, now im not sure if i really need to say anything...but i will quote what some other people had to say about it on the Youtube comments page. I found these comments in a row underneath the video as it lie there on the Youtube screen, just like I found my hollow limbs lying on the floor of the Red Sea, thanks to The Twelve Tribes. Here is the video now, the comments can, and will be found below.



Comment block starts with the most recent activity;

dryrotdog:

....because if you find a skull, the FIRST people you want to contact is the local news......

I've got some old chicken bones from last night's dinner if you want them? It might be chicken or it might have been an alien from an interplanetary spacecraft! KXLY to the rescue - full report at 11.
That little girl dawm cute!

MMA:
It's a friggin dog's skull, and they want to sell it on Ebay for 1 million dollars? I don't think Ebay would allow it anyway, because of health issues.
i like how there's a HUGE animal pelt above the doorway in the animal hospital

JayUT07:
whatever it is, it's cute. I think id wanna sleep with it ; )

Wtf!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

Meet WAVE

I'm sure this might come as old news to some design flock-tards but not the way it came as news to me. I had dreams man, like, I got lucid and shit...brah!! This interesting little boxcar has been seen racing through the backyards of some of Europe's most prestigious youths since its first test run at The Hotel Show in Dubai, June 2008. Designed by Erik Nyberg and Gustav Ström, this little trucker is known as WAVE and it's produced by Royal Botania. It kind of looks like a pish-posh baby crib for adults, and when i say adults--> I mean grown-up babies. I still like to think of it as a boxcar though, and if i close my eyes hard enough i can see WAVE sailing on The Great Lakes with a 3 man crew too. The frame happens to be electro-polished stainless steel cupcakes and the fabric is actually made up of weight resistant perforated nylon(s) veggie burgers. The veggie burgers anxiously block 86% of the suns rays with their top hats, so for spoiled adult babies--> this is perfect for your precious skin. Priced at $27,227.00 it's perfect for charging to that free $700,000,000.00 bank account your mother left you...from her 3rd marriage. But babies will be babies and boys will be toys, so why not spend a little money, and make some fucking noise!?

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--> perfect for nursing homes, easy on the eyes.

Javelin - Andean Ocean Tape

Really impressive mixtape of S. American beats and soundscapes fused with bizzare oldies and the 808. Signed to David Byrne's Luakabop records, these guys are going to be big (hopefully).

Bopod Luaka Cast

Juxtaposed: Power by Mike and Maaike

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Matt Lyons: Polar Employees (1966)

Flickr Photo Download: Polar Employees (1966)

I'd be dipping a breadstick in it! Deep down in it!

I've really been chopping off the block here, saying all the things that matter in this life. But once a day I'll allow myself 30 minutes or so to go on an amazing journey through the tree house that is Youtube. I'll always pick up on the least viewed videos, they seem to be the most...unconventional. Never the less I'd like to introduce you to (what seems to be) Evon and her butter making magic. She really throws her whole body into it. I’m not sure if I'd constitute this as "churning" but it's definitely reminiscent of a traditional Amish lifestyle. I’m willing to bet that Evon makes all her babies that same way she makes butter, and i don't mean in jars. If you happen to know these people, please take care of them for me.



theres the buttermilk, dar dar dar, put the water in there, dar dar dar, da baddamelkk dar daarrr daarrrur.

Flairs - Truckers Delight

FLAIRS - TRUCKERS DELIGHT from 3rd Side Records on Vimeo.


Alex Gopher Remix here:


turks+soda mixtape | Feb 2010








Monthly, I'll be putting up a mixtape available for download by following the link by clicking on Ol' Don Johnson.

Mostly it will be the new shit, but with some of the old shit mixed in too.







This month we proudly are offering:

1. Lust for Life - Girls
2. Silver Soul - Beach House
3. Walk In The Park - Beach House
4. Let Go - jj
5. The Fun Powder Plot - Wild Beasts
6. Soldier of Love - Sade
7. Love Cry - Four Tet
8. Dominos - The Big Pink
9. Lay In A Shimmer - Pantha du Prince
10. Excuse Me (Memory Tapes Remix) - Gucci Mane
11. Photo Shoot (Flying Lotus Remix) - Gucci Mane
12. You're A Hologram - Hexes & Ohs
13. Minors - Toro Y Moi
14. Blessa - Toro Y Moi
15. World Sick - Broken Social Scene
16. I Feel Like Dying (Flying Lotus Remix) - Lil Wayne
17. Truckers Delight (Alex Gopher Remix) - Flairs
18. STD Fury - Javelin
19. Greenwich Mean Time - Charlotte Gainsbourg
20. Safari Strut - Whitefield Brothers
21. Breakin' Bread (Phaseone Remix) - Kollosus
22. Kaufman's Ballad - Megafaun
23. Big Dipper - Delorean

Modular Sofa Furniture 'People' by Primafila

Modular Sofa Furniture 'People' by Primafila

New Epic Broken Social Scene Song!

New Epic Broken Social Scene Song!

Oh man, this song is indeed epic. Head on over to Pitchfork to stream (and follow the link to download the first cut off of Forgiveness Rock Album.

At nearly 7 minutes long, you can tell the signature, over-the-top sonics of vieux Broken Social Scene has been scaled down, with them instead doing more with less.

Personally, I'm a bit scared that they are compromising what made them great in the first place. But, if the rest of the album is like this, I will be more than pleased.

For all of you following from the great Pacific NW, BSS will be headlining Sasquatch Music Festival over Memorial Day Weekend.


turksplussoda is back


Ok, so I've decided to get this up and going again, will have some posts coming forward in the next day or two.

To help tide you over, look at this picture of foie-gras profiteroles courtesy of Le Pigeon in PDX.

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