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on 05 June 2009
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What you won't find at Urban Outfitters.
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This is a Ugandan skater see more here. Check out the t-shirt... It's amazing the gems you can find in the free bin at your local NGO aid tent. Bob the 'Bonger' (hipsters everywhere are salivating from the irony). Problem is he can't read. If he could he would probably be laughing in this photo.
First Entry. It's hot and moist in here (feels good)!
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My premiere blog... Unlike most other assholes out there, who have blogs, I will accept the fact I'm not that interesting and most of the social commentary I have is probably just a regurgitation of some other prick's new wave individualism. On that note I will say that if gentle racism, inviting anger or cool stuff in general interests you then by all means add Arthur S. to your RSS feed and pretend like you're apart of something.
What The Fuck Is A Miley Cyrus?
As boredom has set in, I have been watching more and more television. Normally, I don't keep the pulse of the teen-beat nation but as of late I have been becoming increasingly aware of this pathetic state of affairs.
So I was at Starfucks yesterday, wrapping up a day of work when I overhead this chilling conversation. There was a group of fat, overly concerned parents talking at this table next to me. Hefer #1 asked Hefer #2 why she was going to San Francisco this upcoming weekend.
She replies that she is attending a pediatric AIDS fundraiser. So, far so good.
Hefer #2 adds, "AND GUESS WHAT?! GUESS WHO IS PLAYING A SPECIAL PRIVATE SET FOR US.... MILEY CYRUS!!!!"
My heart drops.
Hefer #2 is killing me at this point. But then puts icing on her deathcake:
"Shes not as good as Taylor Swift though. I literally know all the words to every song of hers, I just think she's great!"
Jesus, pussypoppin' christ. Is Rachel Ray, The View and Redbook not enough to keep this bitches soul "in the loop"? These are the things culture has created for her to dull her deep-fried mind while she neatly folds clothes for a family that doesn't love her. I mean, why does she co-opt her kids' retarded culture?
I mean, lets face it. While no one is home, in that shitty house of hers that smells of cat piss and Velveta, she puts the TV on Disney, pulls off her sundress, hangs it over the recliner her dad died in, and uses Crisco to lube up that ol' puss while the Jonas Brothers are on. Chastity rings are so hot right now. Woof!
Bacon Cone
The Bacone
A bacon cone filled with scrambled eggs and country gravy topped with a biscuit.
Awkward Family Photo Of The Day
Sundays for this family include waiting in line to get some good ol' robo-cock.
One Guy, One Cup
Quite possibly the most disturbing thing you will ever see in your entire life. If you though 2G1C was bad, you have no fucking idea how much worse it can get, until now.
Thoughts on the Autotune
Great article about the state of music re: the Autotune. At first, I hated it, and still do somewhat.
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