turksplussoda | atlantis series | march/10




_t+s proudly presents the latest installment of our monthly mp3 grab-bag series.

This month features some of the hidden talents nestled deep within the anticon. label, as well as some incredible up and comers such as Jai Paul and DOM.


Track list is as follows:

1. DOM - Burn Bridges
2. Latin America - Holy Fuck
3. BTSTU - Jai Paul
4. Man From Mars - Cibelle
5. We Could Forever - Bonobo
6. 5 Rings - Keepaway
7. What a Drag - Bear Hands
8. Wide Eyes - Local Natives
9. Stick to My Side - Panta du Prince (feat. Panda Bear)
10. We Sing In Time - The Lonely Forest
11. Kabuki - Rainbow Arribita
12. HEALTH - In Heat (Javelin Remix)
13. The Bridges, Let Us Down - Sole and the Skyrider Band

LED-Lighted Shower Heads

KNOCKIN' BOOTS? PLAY THIS JAM!

Listen and d/l here kids. Domes sold seperately.

New Wallets from UNDERCOVER



get them here.

The Government Wants You To Eat Burgers!


Well we often wonder why Americans are so obese and hopeless.

Sad truth be told - most Americans are fat moo-cows (aka Heffers) waiting for that massive coronary mandated by the original Harry Potter (read: Jesus) to take you up to that MickyD's in Heaven.

Go to work, down 2L of Diet Coke b/c hey! its better for you than Coke!

Feel good about slamming a Double Whopper with Cheese down that grease and aspartame-soaked gullet of yours because you burned 2.35 calories spinning around on your office chair, and wash it all back when you get home with a 6-pack of Coors Light because it has less calories than any decent libation that can rightfully consider itself beer.

As it turns out, the American government is making your decision to not die at 45 increasingly economically unfeasible by massively subsidizing the shitty foods that kill you, and make you pay though your pocket for the things that don't kill you quite so fast. And as a side note, when was the last time the Federal Minimum Wage was raised, like 10 years ago?!


Breaking News = Germany!

Who is this young man below me? O yes, the one that speaks freely on his values, and his violets, and what a shelter he has built for us all. An ironman at heart--> and into the night he goes, freewheeled, like 4x4's and shit. His name is Volker Speckhardt and he is an amazing soul with much love for cooking, and teaching. A very well rounded individual when it it comes to common term and common term strictly. "We jump high, and we live mighty, in front of backdrops elsewhere, we cheers each other with our precious elbows flared out to the side, about lip high, and we gaze into each others eyes..." says Speckhardt. This German is also recently engaged, which will indeed start a new chapter in his young heart.

let us wish Volker on his new found glory, his one and only, and his marry little whey


Every time I've second guessed this--> I just know I'm out of my life, and into my mind - to post and worship, to create cornerstones for their children and make happy time as a friendly neighbor - the kind that mows your grass with out permission.

I found sacks of rice nailed to the walls and cracker crumbs at the foot of his bed, he laid there frail, and drenched in his own sweat, like a president. Me and my team at the time helped bring life back into this young man. Volker happens to be our greatest success yet, and may his heart always be blessed for just that reason. Long live Jesus.

BREAKING: Jai Paul

This guy is going to be huge. I mean REAL huge. "BTSTU" is the first single from the UK-based artist's Bait Ones EP, which is slated to be out in the near future.

"BTSTU" starts off with a quiet, almost quivering voice warning "Don't fuck with me, don't fuck with me" and quickly picks up into a FlyLo meets Hot Chip chiller.

HIGHLY, HIGHLY Recommended.

Listen to BTSTU Here.

Chickenpants! They're Actually Real.

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But you can't hear about it here, you have to read my full article on TheMixster.com here

Egg Harbor's Got an Angel Named Edward!

Meet Youtube member ofmay, known to many as Edward DiMaio and also as an angle on earth. Not to mention, the published Author of Sound Scent and Light. One of the few goals he has set for himself is to "bless every soul I meet". That's loads of blessing for you un-knowledgeable people out there in fairy tail land. Not wise Edward though, currently hailing form Egg Harbor, WI. Which is gotta be like living in a frying pan, right next to huge sink, or toilet, or whatever the fuck.

DiMaio is just an amazing human being, he enjoys leading drum circles and drumming stickleback, writing-reading-eating--> poetry (you guessed it uh?), this thing he refers to as...nature, and taking aerial photos of celebrities homes around Staten Island, NY.

What a nice quaint and graceful pattern we've stumbled right on top of, yeah, a fountain of youth i presume. A grand moment had been found smack-dabble dabble in the middle of Statsburg, NY for a once young Edward.

Into the archives and onto the theater kind sirs
. Imagine what a wonderful time it must have been for everyone at the "camp". What a wonderful young man this town has brought upon us. Now we can remember it the way that we always wanted to--> not the way our out-house elders had painted it for us. Wonderful world + wonderful eyes = Cetaphil on the shelves. Lets take it back shall we:

We shouldn't let the exit hurt us, we should only let it care for us, and treat us, just as mumsy would back in the taverns.


The possibilities could not be less clear, be sometime looking through cracked glass can be just as fun.


Edwards finds some food for thought in his Wisconsin grounded ice box, piece of mind and reluctent clarity that leave me with the jitters.


Certainly last, and uncertainly not least, Poppy Cock! a moment of captivation at the head of the garden with the wise one.


Edward enjoys doing stonework and carpentry for his closet ruffled skins. He works locally as a Phyc Tech, or at least thats what he keeps telling his teddy bear collection.

If your wondering why Edward DiMaio didn't respond to you it because he couldn't hear you, he was listening to Cat Stevens. That's what he listens to.

Check out Edwards website here

Viedoes courtesy of ofmay, duh.

The Real Hurt Locker @ ForeignPolicy


check out the expose here.

NEW LCD SONG!

bootleg leak from upcoming Baumbach movie "Greenberg"


listen to it here.

YouTube Roundup

#1. Best Song Title Ever.





#2. The Hockey Playing Raccoon From Canada (aka puppet loneliness)




EXTRA CREDIT:
It's not a youtube video, but who doesn't have time to take a second an read up on Carl Winslow's Wikipedia entry.?

Hipsters in the 'Burg Revolt! AGAINST THEMSELVES

There's one thing that is evident from this hipster phenomena: In a movement that is seemingly driven on irony, there is literally NOTHING that anyone can do that is not ironic in trying to bring it down.

I mean, it started as an individualist movement which brings to mind a particularly insightful Silver Jews lyric: "When you are 15 you want to look poor/ Do onto others and run like a mother/ I don't want to be poor anymore".




FROM GOTHAMIST:

First the communists protested American Apparel in Manhattan, and now someone has gone and thrown rocks through the windows of the company's store on North 6th in Brooklyn. FreeWilliamsburg reports that flaming trash was also involved in last night's retail retaliation, and the attackers may currently be armed with blogs (according to employees at the store). A witness told them, "There were about 50 guys dressed all in black, wearing masks, and causing total mayhem all along North 6th St, dumping out trash dumpsters and setting everything on fire in the streets, and then smashing all the windows of the American Apparel."


Bane of Existance

Pantha du Prince Remixes by Fourtet and Walls

Pantha du Prince's "Stick to My Side" is one of the focal points of his fantastic new album Black Noise, featuring vocals from seminal Animal Collective member, Noah Lennox.

This track is being given the remix treatment by a variety of folks for an upcoming single remix EP, out in the next few days.

Two of note are that of Four Tet, which is a bit of an ambient dancing take on the track while the Walls remix clearly seems to inject some decidedly more Animal Collective attributes to the song. Check em out below.  


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Fucking Eggs: Fucking Baskets!? This One is Crazy

Meet Youtube member honoryourtruth, she is totally out of her mind. . Formally known as Debra Hadraba, an award winning knuckle dragger. Currently she appears to be an out-patient hoarder, and obviously strung-out on prescription drugs: from her constant jitters and heavy gesticulations, to her never ending battle with finding flaws in everyday metaphors. Her motive to shed personal light on interchangeable constellations is beyond me, it probably comes from the back of a milk carton, or a personals ad.

Here is a video where Debra speaks on putting eggs in baskets. She has a shit ton of extra baskets just lying around, you'll notice.


Holy shit, shes fucking crazy. When I say crazy, I mean: in the most amazing way possible. Actions speak louder than words.


Ok, now this is where I got freaked out, apparently she makes these videos too. These devilish little 2D suggestionaire's. The computer voice is absolutely ridiculous, not to mention the clothing - the scene - Debbie's sunglasses - and the whole dialog. Super creep city, please enjoy.



Click here to go to Debra's Youtube page for more videos

Smoking weed all day!?

Really good campaign against smoking weed staring Syracuse track star Donnie Burbinliben on his grandmas floral daybed.

Whats worse than 911?

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The Death of the US Postal Service?

The Death of the US Postal Service? | GDS Publishing

NEW Drake Single - Over

Great new single from the upcoming LP Thank Me Later.

Drake, “Over” MP3


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