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BREAKING: Jai Paul
This guy is going to be huge. I mean REAL huge. "BTSTU" is the first single from the UK-based artist's Bait Ones EP, which is slated to be out in the near future.
"BTSTU" starts off with a quiet, almost quivering voice warning "Don't fuck with me, don't fuck with me" and quickly picks up into a FlyLo meets Hot Chip chiller.
HIGHLY, HIGHLY Recommended.
Listen to BTSTU Here.
Chickenpants! They're Actually Real.
But you can't hear about it here, you have to read my full article on TheMixster.com here
Egg Harbor's Got an Angel Named Edward!
Meet Youtube member ofmay, known to many as Edward DiMaio and also as an angle on earth. Not to mention, the published Author of Sound Scent and Light. One of the few goals he has set for himself is to "bless every soul I meet". That's loads of blessing for you un-knowledgeable people out there in fairy tail land. Not wise Edward though, currently hailing form Egg Harbor, WI. Which is gotta be like living in a frying pan, right next to huge sink, or toilet, or whatever the fuck.
DiMaio is just an amazing human being, he enjoys leading drum circles and drumming stickleback, writing-reading-eating--> poetry (you guessed it uh?), this thing he refers to as...nature, and taking aerial photos of celebrities homes around Staten Island, NY.
What a nice quaint and graceful pattern we've stumbled right on top of, yeah, a fountain of youth i presume. A grand moment had been found smack-dabble dabble in the middle of Statsburg, NY for a once young Edward.
Into the archives and onto the theater kind sirs. Imagine what a wonderful time it must have been for everyone at the "camp". What a wonderful young man this town has brought upon us. Now we can remember it the way that we always wanted to--> not the way our out-house elders had painted it for us. Wonderful world + wonderful eyes = Cetaphil on the shelves. Lets take it back shall we:
We shouldn't let the exit hurt us, we should only let it care for us, and treat us, just as mumsy would back in the taverns.
The possibilities could not be less clear, be sometime looking through cracked glass can be just as fun.
Edwards finds some food for thought in his Wisconsin grounded ice box, piece of mind and reluctent clarity that leave me with the jitters.
Certainly last, and uncertainly not least, Poppy Cock! a moment of captivation at the head of the garden with the wise one.
Edward enjoys doing stonework and carpentry for his closet ruffled skins. He works locally as a Phyc Tech, or at least thats what he keeps telling his teddy bear collection.
If your wondering why Edward DiMaio didn't respond to you it because he couldn't hear you, he was listening to Cat Stevens. That's what he listens to.
Check out Edwards website here
Viedoes courtesy of ofmay, duh.
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Hipsters in the 'Burg Revolt! AGAINST THEMSELVES
FROM GOTHAMIST:
Pantha du Prince Remixes by Fourtet and Walls
Pantha du Prince's "Stick to My Side" is one of the focal points of his fantastic new album Black Noise, featuring vocals from seminal Animal Collective member, Noah Lennox.four-tet.jpg (JPEG Image, 480x320 pixels)
This track is being given the remix treatment by a variety of folks for an upcoming single remix EP, out in the next few days.
Two of note are that of Four Tet, which is a bit of an ambient dancing take on the track while the Walls remix clearly seems to inject some decidedly more Animal Collective attributes to the song. Check em out below.
Fucking Eggs: Fucking Baskets!? This One is Crazy
Meet Youtube member honoryourtruth, she is totally out of her mind. . Formally known as Debra Hadraba, an award winning knuckle dragger. Currently she appears to be an out-patient hoarder, and obviously strung-out on prescription drugs: from her constant jitters and heavy gesticulations, to her never ending battle with finding flaws in everyday metaphors. Her motive to shed personal light on interchangeable constellations is beyond me, it probably comes from the back of a milk carton, or a personals ad.
Here is a video where Debra speaks on putting eggs in baskets. She has a shit ton of extra baskets just lying around, you'll notice.
Holy shit, shes fucking crazy. When I say crazy, I mean: in the most amazing way possible. Actions speak louder than words.
Ok, now this is where I got freaked out, apparently she makes these videos too. These devilish little 2D suggestionaire's. The computer voice is absolutely ridiculous, not to mention the clothing - the scene - Debbie's sunglasses - and the whole dialog. Super creep city, please enjoy.
Click here to go to Debra's Youtube page for more videos
Smoking weed all day!?
Really good campaign against smoking weed staring Syracuse track star Donnie Burbinliben on his grandmas floral daybed.
Whats worse than 911?
Muddy Tenderization: Mud Flaps or Cracker Jacks?
So I'm down here in the GD desert again, only this time I'm eating sushi. For some reason, all textures I experienced were on a trail going toward Wimpawomica. I called it the hidden temple, and what a magical place it has become for me thus far. However, I've since moved--> now I'm "geo cashing" some where in north east Montanya. It's probably the most I've ever learned about the damn northern states. I mean fuck, sushi in the forest? Let's keep this going guys, amazing.
I'll have you know that all fish don't need to come from the forest just to be good, there are plenty of mannon fish that'll grow in the water. All i carry is my duffel, and full of rations it is, but there is just one problem--> My match lite got broken in the storm. I started living on dill flavored sunflower seeds. Not half bad, but on a lighter note--> here is a cute stop motion video curotsy of Stanman16. But don't expect any similar stop motion gems from his collection; rumor has it, hes just hosting the video...