What The Cottonseed-Upright Now!!!



Not sure if that little guy has any use for that product, due to him appearing hesitant throughout

music | return of mylo!


His new single "Wings of Fire" is straight off MixMag's 2010 mix release. It's a little more kraut than his normal fare, which is nice that he is changing it up for his sophomore release.

Worst Video Ever Attempted

Mama Made The Groundhog's Leave!

you may have already seen this but i sure as HELL DON'T FUCKING CARE. But give it a looksié pleasé.

THE BEST TUMBLR IN HISTORY: Michael Buble Being Stalked By A Velociraptor




This is by far the funniest idea for a TumblR i have seen yet. I mean, its all photos of Michael Buble being stalked by a raptor. I love dem innernetz.


Highlights below:

download | new single from Dosh's upcoming LP "Tommy"

Check out/Download the new track, "Yer Face" here.

dezeen | watch contest

dezeen and Mr Jones are getting together for a giveaway of 2 of each of deez models (value = 130#/ea).

Enter here.

Mr. Jones watches here.

Talk Talk: This video inspired lycra (cir. 1984)

Arabs are funny people too.

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New Juan Maclean!


Here's the latest track from Juan Maclean, coming out shortly in their DJ Kicks release.


This is by far the best dance-track JM have come out with since their blow up "Happy House". Sounds kind of DFA/Murphy soaked, but that's never really a bad thing. After the disappointing release of The Future Will Come, it's nice to see the folks Maclean are going back to the sound that made them indispensable in the first place.

Unfortunately, you gotta email to listen to the track, but it's totally worth the time/effort.




NEXUSVII x Porter Briefcase -> DAMN SEXY
























With tax returns coming back, why not make a solid investment in this little number? I'm sure it has amble room for all your W-2's and 1099s.

Daniel Carousel Strikes Another Home Run

There’s not really too many people you can just go up to and start talking with, i mean, fabulous conversations. Wait, I know a phew (cough, cough). There isn't even a soul in sight to help you flip steaks when you're banqueting on the weekends. I mean, lets face it--> this town's gone bonkers. You wanna talk about support? Especially for moral support, forget it. But there are a few expectancies that keep me occupied during my glory bound waking hours, it happens to be Youtube mention Daniel Carousel, some of you might already be familiar with young Daniel from my previous post about him in late February. However, having that be the case or not, is the least of my concerns. I'm simply here to inform you, he strikes again.

Many of the board members at my developmental agency have been asking where I come up with all my "great ideas", and I just ended up having to tell them, it's not about me, it's about them. Next thing I knew, people were buying my coffee's for me. Point being-->he keeps me up at night, like an episode of Bump in the Night. He's like a gerbil spinning in his own wheel of confusion...and not to mention several different identity crisis’. Which happens to be exactly what it takes, he's going places, and forgive me for speaking freely just once: bless his god damn heart!

This is a treat that goes straight to your heart, another stunning performance, this parking garage is home to many confessions--> by the residents that tower above.


A traveling expert speaks on various subjects. Just kidding, it's Daniel.


I wish I was fucking 12 again...or 14...or how fucking old are you again? I mean seriously, where's that fucking Jennie lamp at!? I'll rub it again, I'll rub tough and thorough. You wouldn't even need salt or pepper, or anything with that. Rotten world needs to get a life because this is our time and we're gonna choose to have fun with it.

Daniel dances to Madona's It's a Material World in the living room while his high disco parents prepare a well balanced dinner, a nightly occurrence at this residence.



stream | two new tracks from broken social scene's upcoming LP!

listen to two new unreleased tracks from BSS's new album Forgiveness Rock Record.


turksplussoda | atlantis series | march/10




_t+s proudly presents the latest installment of our monthly mp3 grab-bag series.

This month features some of the hidden talents nestled deep within the anticon. label, as well as some incredible up and comers such as Jai Paul and DOM.


Track list is as follows:

1. DOM - Burn Bridges
2. Latin America - Holy Fuck
3. BTSTU - Jai Paul
4. Man From Mars - Cibelle
5. We Could Forever - Bonobo
6. 5 Rings - Keepaway
7. What a Drag - Bear Hands
8. Wide Eyes - Local Natives
9. Stick to My Side - Panta du Prince (feat. Panda Bear)
10. We Sing In Time - The Lonely Forest
11. Kabuki - Rainbow Arribita
12. HEALTH - In Heat (Javelin Remix)
13. The Bridges, Let Us Down - Sole and the Skyrider Band

LED-Lighted Shower Heads

KNOCKIN' BOOTS? PLAY THIS JAM!

Listen and d/l here kids. Domes sold seperately.

New Wallets from UNDERCOVER



get them here.

The Government Wants You To Eat Burgers!


Well we often wonder why Americans are so obese and hopeless.

Sad truth be told - most Americans are fat moo-cows (aka Heffers) waiting for that massive coronary mandated by the original Harry Potter (read: Jesus) to take you up to that MickyD's in Heaven.

Go to work, down 2L of Diet Coke b/c hey! its better for you than Coke!

Feel good about slamming a Double Whopper with Cheese down that grease and aspartame-soaked gullet of yours because you burned 2.35 calories spinning around on your office chair, and wash it all back when you get home with a 6-pack of Coors Light because it has less calories than any decent libation that can rightfully consider itself beer.

As it turns out, the American government is making your decision to not die at 45 increasingly economically unfeasible by massively subsidizing the shitty foods that kill you, and make you pay though your pocket for the things that don't kill you quite so fast. And as a side note, when was the last time the Federal Minimum Wage was raised, like 10 years ago?!


Breaking News = Germany!

Who is this young man below me? O yes, the one that speaks freely on his values, and his violets, and what a shelter he has built for us all. An ironman at heart--> and into the night he goes, freewheeled, like 4x4's and shit. His name is Volker Speckhardt and he is an amazing soul with much love for cooking, and teaching. A very well rounded individual when it it comes to common term and common term strictly. "We jump high, and we live mighty, in front of backdrops elsewhere, we cheers each other with our precious elbows flared out to the side, about lip high, and we gaze into each others eyes..." says Speckhardt. This German is also recently engaged, which will indeed start a new chapter in his young heart.

let us wish Volker on his new found glory, his one and only, and his marry little whey


Every time I've second guessed this--> I just know I'm out of my life, and into my mind - to post and worship, to create cornerstones for their children and make happy time as a friendly neighbor - the kind that mows your grass with out permission.

I found sacks of rice nailed to the walls and cracker crumbs at the foot of his bed, he laid there frail, and drenched in his own sweat, like a president. Me and my team at the time helped bring life back into this young man. Volker happens to be our greatest success yet, and may his heart always be blessed for just that reason. Long live Jesus.

BREAKING: Jai Paul

This guy is going to be huge. I mean REAL huge. "BTSTU" is the first single from the UK-based artist's Bait Ones EP, which is slated to be out in the near future.

"BTSTU" starts off with a quiet, almost quivering voice warning "Don't fuck with me, don't fuck with me" and quickly picks up into a FlyLo meets Hot Chip chiller.

HIGHLY, HIGHLY Recommended.

Listen to BTSTU Here.

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