remix | Thom Yorke - The Eraser (XXXChange Remix)
design | Detroit Ice House: When Life Hands You Foreclosure...
Premier | Re-Issue: Jay Jaeffers - Collection!
Everyone in the know will agree, that Collection! was too far ahead of its time to receive the attention and accolades it most certainly deserves. So, through the generosity of Mr. Jaeffers, this album has come back to see the light of day, exclusively on _t+s.
Foals - Balloons (Live on Jules Holland)
What The Cottonseed-Upright Now!!!
Not sure if that little guy has any use for that product, due to him appearing hesitant throughout
music | return of mylo!
Mama Made The Groundhog's Leave!
you may have already seen this but i sure as HELL DON'T FUCKING CARE. But give it a looksié pleasé.
THE BEST TUMBLR IN HISTORY: Michael Buble Being Stalked By A Velociraptor
This is by far the funniest idea for a TumblR i have seen yet. I mean, its all photos of Michael Buble being stalked by a raptor. I love dem innernetz.
download | new single from Dosh's upcoming LP "Tommy"
Check out/Download the new track, "Yer Face" here.
dezeen | watch contest
New Juan Maclean!
Here's the latest track from Juan Maclean, coming out shortly in their DJ Kicks release.
NEXUSVII x Porter Briefcase -> DAMN SEXY
Daniel Carousel Strikes Another Home Run
There’s not really too many people you can just go up to and start talking with, i mean, fabulous conversations. Wait, I know a phew (cough, cough). There isn't even a soul in sight to help you flip steaks when you're banqueting on the weekends. I mean, lets face it--> this town's gone bonkers. You wanna talk about support? Especially for moral support, forget it. But there are a few expectancies that keep me occupied during my glory bound waking hours, it happens to be Youtube mention Daniel Carousel, some of you might already be familiar with young Daniel from my previous post about him in late February. However, having that be the case or not, is the least of my concerns. I'm simply here to inform you, he strikes again.
Many of the board members at my developmental agency have been asking where I come up with all my "great ideas", and I just ended up having to tell them, it's not about me, it's about them. Next thing I knew, people were buying my coffee's for me. Point being-->he keeps me up at night, like an episode of Bump in the Night. He's like a gerbil spinning in his own wheel of confusion...and not to mention several different identity crisis’. Which happens to be exactly what it takes, he's going places, and forgive me for speaking freely just once: bless his god damn heart!
This is a treat that goes straight to your heart, another stunning performance, this parking garage is home to many confessions--> by the residents that tower above.
A traveling expert speaks on various subjects. Just kidding, it's Daniel.
I wish I was fucking 12 again...or 14...or how fucking old are you again? I mean seriously, where's that fucking Jennie lamp at!? I'll rub it again, I'll rub tough and thorough. You wouldn't even need salt or pepper, or anything with that. Rotten world needs to get a life because this is our time and we're gonna choose to have fun with it.
Daniel dances to Madona's It's a Material World in the living room while his high disco parents prepare a well balanced dinner, a nightly occurrence at this residence.
stream | two new tracks from broken social scene's upcoming LP!
turksplussoda | atlantis series | march/10
The Government Wants You To Eat Burgers!
Breaking News = Germany!
BREAKING: Jai Paul
This guy is going to be huge. I mean REAL huge. "BTSTU" is the first single from the UK-based artist's Bait Ones EP, which is slated to be out in the near future.
"BTSTU" starts off with a quiet, almost quivering voice warning "Don't fuck with me, don't fuck with me" and quickly picks up into a FlyLo meets Hot Chip chiller.
HIGHLY, HIGHLY Recommended.
Listen to BTSTU Here.
Chickenpants! They're Actually Real.
But you can't hear about it here, you have to read my full article on TheMixster.com here
Egg Harbor's Got an Angel Named Edward!
Meet Youtube member ofmay, known to many as Edward DiMaio and also as an angle on earth. Not to mention, the published Author of Sound Scent and Light. One of the few goals he has set for himself is to "bless every soul I meet". That's loads of blessing for you un-knowledgeable people out there in fairy tail land. Not wise Edward though, currently hailing form Egg Harbor, WI. Which is gotta be like living in a frying pan, right next to huge sink, or toilet, or whatever the fuck.
DiMaio is just an amazing human being, he enjoys leading drum circles and drumming stickleback, writing-reading-eating--> poetry (you guessed it uh?), this thing he refers to as...nature, and taking aerial photos of celebrities homes around Staten Island, NY.
What a nice quaint and graceful pattern we've stumbled right on top of, yeah, a fountain of youth i presume. A grand moment had been found smack-dabble dabble in the middle of Statsburg, NY for a once young Edward.
Into the archives and onto the theater kind sirs. Imagine what a wonderful time it must have been for everyone at the "camp". What a wonderful young man this town has brought upon us. Now we can remember it the way that we always wanted to--> not the way our out-house elders had painted it for us. Wonderful world + wonderful eyes = Cetaphil on the shelves. Lets take it back shall we:
We shouldn't let the exit hurt us, we should only let it care for us, and treat us, just as mumsy would back in the taverns.
The possibilities could not be less clear, be sometime looking through cracked glass can be just as fun.
Edwards finds some food for thought in his Wisconsin grounded ice box, piece of mind and reluctent clarity that leave me with the jitters.
Certainly last, and uncertainly not least, Poppy Cock! a moment of captivation at the head of the garden with the wise one.
Edward enjoys doing stonework and carpentry for his closet ruffled skins. He works locally as a Phyc Tech, or at least thats what he keeps telling his teddy bear collection.
If your wondering why Edward DiMaio didn't respond to you it because he couldn't hear you, he was listening to Cat Stevens. That's what he listens to.
Check out Edwards website here
Viedoes courtesy of ofmay, duh.
YouTube Roundup
#1. Best Song Title Ever.
Hipsters in the 'Burg Revolt! AGAINST THEMSELVES
FROM GOTHAMIST:
Pantha du Prince Remixes by Fourtet and Walls
Pantha du Prince's "Stick to My Side" is one of the focal points of his fantastic new album Black Noise, featuring vocals from seminal Animal Collective member, Noah Lennox.four-tet.jpg (JPEG Image, 480x320 pixels)
This track is being given the remix treatment by a variety of folks for an upcoming single remix EP, out in the next few days.
Two of note are that of Four Tet, which is a bit of an ambient dancing take on the track while the Walls remix clearly seems to inject some decidedly more Animal Collective attributes to the song. Check em out below.
Fucking Eggs: Fucking Baskets!? This One is Crazy
Meet Youtube member honoryourtruth, she is totally out of her mind. . Formally known as Debra Hadraba, an award winning knuckle dragger. Currently she appears to be an out-patient hoarder, and obviously strung-out on prescription drugs: from her constant jitters and heavy gesticulations, to her never ending battle with finding flaws in everyday metaphors. Her motive to shed personal light on interchangeable constellations is beyond me, it probably comes from the back of a milk carton, or a personals ad.
Here is a video where Debra speaks on putting eggs in baskets. She has a shit ton of extra baskets just lying around, you'll notice.
Holy shit, shes fucking crazy. When I say crazy, I mean: in the most amazing way possible. Actions speak louder than words.
Ok, now this is where I got freaked out, apparently she makes these videos too. These devilish little 2D suggestionaire's. The computer voice is absolutely ridiculous, not to mention the clothing - the scene - Debbie's sunglasses - and the whole dialog. Super creep city, please enjoy.
Click here to go to Debra's Youtube page for more videos
Smoking weed all day!?
Really good campaign against smoking weed staring Syracuse track star Donnie Burbinliben on his grandmas floral daybed.
Whats worse than 911?
Muddy Tenderization: Mud Flaps or Cracker Jacks?
So I'm down here in the GD desert again, only this time I'm eating sushi. For some reason, all textures I experienced were on a trail going toward Wimpawomica. I called it the hidden temple, and what a magical place it has become for me thus far. However, I've since moved--> now I'm "geo cashing" some where in north east Montanya. It's probably the most I've ever learned about the damn northern states. I mean fuck, sushi in the forest? Let's keep this going guys, amazing.
I'll have you know that all fish don't need to come from the forest just to be good, there are plenty of mannon fish that'll grow in the water. All i carry is my duffel, and full of rations it is, but there is just one problem--> My match lite got broken in the storm. I started living on dill flavored sunflower seeds. Not half bad, but on a lighter note--> here is a cute stop motion video curotsy of Stanman16. But don't expect any similar stop motion gems from his collection; rumor has it, hes just hosting the video...
Paper Stop-Action Development of Charlotte, NC
wilson will have you know that he can taste the difference between this and fair-trade coffee, thank you very much
Plants and Animals - The Mama Papa
New single from Montreal-based band. Looks to be promising. Kind of has a bit of a LCD/Talking Heads/Arcade Fire thing going on. Which can never really be a bad thing.
Rally Aims to Make "Retard" New Dirty Word
Yes, it is true. These "red-brick road" babies high school students think they can tell us what words not to use? I mean, I love it, but i also hate it. "Retard" is my go to word when i don't want to say "gay"--> about anything and everything. I've bolded some words that I feel are essential for flow. I thank you in advance for the compliments. Anyways, here is the story: It’s the slur raising a ruckus from the White House to Hollywood, and today friends of the intellectually disabled will stage a pledge drive at the State House to ban the word “retard” in Massachusetts. Soldiers of the anti-R-word movement will be collecting signatures from 11 a.m. to 4 p.m. in the Great Hall from those who “pledge and support the elimination of the derogatory use of the R-word from everyday speech and promote the acceptance and inclusion of people with intellectual disabilities.” On Wednesday, at least 200 students plan to hold an anti-R-word rally at Winthrop High School. “When that word’s used, it’s a sign of ignorance. That’s the bottom line. We can change people’s way of thinking. I really believe that,” said Craig Smith of Brighton, founder of the equal rights group Massachusetts Advocates Standing Strong. Smith, who was born brain-damaged, said, “I would love to see that word banned. Names hurt. As a society, we have a lot to learn. Sometimes we have to think before we speak. We don’t do that very well. We’re all guilty of that.” And not just schoolyard bullies. Earlier this month, conservative talk show host Rush Limbaugh mocked liberal activists as “retards,” after White House chief of staff Rahm Emanuel was forced to apologize to the Special Olympics for rebuking left-wing extremists as “(expletive) retarded” for threatening to alienate more conservative Democrats. The Black Eyed Peas’ song “Let’s Get it Started” was originally “Let’s Get Retarded.” And in 2008, Ben Stiller’s comic blockbuster “Tropic Thunder” was picketed at movie theaters for its excessive mocking of the R-word. “As you’ve seen over the past couple of months, it’s kind of flared up on the political level,” said David Greenwood, spokesman for Massachusetts Special Olympics. “Every time you hear it in a school setting or in a sentence that might have a swear word before it, it’s meant to be derogatory.” Story from Bostonherald.com, click the like to go to the story page.