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The first of an ongoing series in which perennial turksBlog follower "Rungie Rungerson" provides provocative photos to accompany his sage-like insights in how to make the most of life.

came out awhile ago, but still solid. featuring MF Doom , Alchemist, Brother Ali, Freeway, MOP, Young Buck, etc.

Lets take a little lesson on weapons in the cheap. Lets get ready and get rid of the 22 inch rims.

"well, it's outta their house now, now its in mine!"

Curious Displays from Julia Tsao on Vimeo.

Happy Vag-Wednesday!

El Perro Del Mar "Shelter" (by The XX) from The Control Group on Vimeo.

Youtube member ironhead41 teaches a bug-out seminar in his garage, where he stores his emergency food source in 5 gallon drums. ironman41 explains how one 5 gallon drum of dry rice is "two 5 gallon drums, of, uhh, eatable food", but then he's quick to tell you that grits and cornmeal are "yer best" because they can "grow" up to 10x when cooked. At only 308 views I'd say this is another gem I've found in the tree house, it really is "amazing...just amaaaazingg". ironhead41 knows that his 81 5 gallon drums added up (in cooked weight) will equal out to about 6 tons. He almost forgets about his wife when he was calculating the 15 years it would take him to finish the food at 2 pounds a day, which is 3 pound less then his typical daily intake. Personally, I feel that 5 pounds a day is just plain spoiled. Now the shit only lasts 71/2 years with his bitch hanging around.



As he started to throw more and more "kickers", I started wondering if he was just another mathematician trying to trick me into some good old work. I wouldn't do it, I couldn't do it. Let me tell you something else---> you know he isn't gonna feed his son in law, we both know that, or their snot-nosed kid. He stinks, all I've seen this him do is try to swallow ping pong balls in a hideous camouflage sweatshirt.

After awhile, and with everything aside---> ironhead41 is an amazing Youtuber. He'll take you under his wing on your first"presidents day pig pickin" and then sit you down and show you how to make apple butter, the easy way! But I'd also recommend checking out the stereo ironhead41 found at a "indoor flea market" for only $90...it's got real nice fabric covering the speakers. It came with the guide and an extra factory needle. He has crates of mason jars filled with pickled food piled up on the floor and beer in buckets of snow. His home looks like a bar.

P.S. click on camouflage bedding to get it for cheap! Be like ironhead41, do it the right way.

Alright, now im not sure if i really need to say anything...but i will quote what some other people had to say about it on the Youtube comments page. I found these comments in a row underneath the video as it lie there on the Youtube screen, just like I found my hollow limbs lying on the floor of the Red Sea, thanks to The Twelve Tribes. Here is the video now, the comments can, and will be found below.



Comment block starts with the most recent activity;

dryrotdog:

I'm sure this might come as old news to some design flock-tards but not the way it came as news to me. I had dreams man, like, I got lucid and shit...brah!! This interesting little boxcar has been seen racing through the backyards of some of Europe's most prestigious youths since its first test run at The Hotel Show in Dubai, June 2008. Designed by Erik Nyberg and Gustav Ström, this little trucker is known as WAVE and it's produced by Royal Botania. It kind of looks like a pish-posh baby crib for adults, and when i say adults--> I mean grown-up babies. I still like to think of it as a boxcar though, and if i close my eyes hard enough i can see WAVE sailing on The Great Lakes with a 3 man crew too. The frame happens to be electro-polished stainless steel cupcakes and the fabric is actually made up of weight resistant perforated nylon(s) veggie burgers. The veggie burgers anxiously block 86% of the suns rays with their top hats, so for spoiled adult babies--> this is perfect for your precious skin. Priced at $27,227.00 it's perfect for charging to that free $700,000,000.00 bank account your mother left you...from her 3rd marriage. But babies will be babies and boys will be toys, so why not spend a little money, and make some fucking noise!?





--> perfect for nursing homes, easy on the eyes.

I've really been chopping off the block here, saying all the things that matter in this life. But once a day I'll allow myself 30 minutes or so to go on an amazing journey through the tree house that is Youtube. I'll always pick up on the least viewed videos, they seem to be the most...unconventional. Never the less I'd like to introduce you to (what seems to be) Evon and her butter making magic. She really throws her whole body into it. I’m not sure if I'd constitute this as "churning" but it's definitely reminiscent of a traditional Amish lifestyle. I’m willing to bet that Evon makes all her babies that same way she makes butter, and i don't mean in jars. If you happen to know these people, please take care of them for me.



theres the buttermilk, dar dar dar, put the water in there, dar dar dar, da baddamelkk dar daarrr daarrrur.