This is no joke. Do you want to be a scene girl... well Wikihow is going to tell you just how to do it. Dont forget to check out the tips section at the bottom of the page, these, of course, are some of the most important rules to follow in order to become a real scene girl! Lets just check out section 2- learning how to use scene lingo:
"Learn how to use scene lingo but don't actually use it until the end of your transformation. Two main words that you need to learn are HxC and SxE. HxC stands for hardcore. When you write it on MySpace/Bebo write it as hardxcore first time and then use HxC. SxE does not mean sexy, it means straight edge. That means that you don't drink, smoke, do drugs or have casual sex. Add letters onto the ends of words for example RAWRR and radd and kiddd. If another girl has really cool clothes then tell her they are 'so vogue' and say that a band is 'the sex'. Don't ever use this lingo to kids that aren't scene since they wouldn't know what: 'That guy is the sex, he is so hardxcore and raddd' means. When commenting peoples photo's add oxox or <333>
"Find something that you believe in like Animal Rights. Then become strongly committed to it for example: become a Vegan/Vegetarian. Make your views about it known widly, like wearing T-Shirts that say 'Make Love Not War'."
http://www.wikihow.com/Be-a-Scene-Girl-Without-Being-a-Poser
A view of Rat Island in the western Aleutians is seen in this March 28, 2006 file photo. REUTERS/Alaska Maritime National Wildlife Refuge/Handout.-
Since 1780, Aleutian Island has been infested with the non-native Norway rats, after they jumped off a sinking Japanese ship to saftey, on what is now most popularly known as Rat Island. It took 229 years, but after dousing the island with poison, it appears to finally be rat free. While on the island, these rats drove away and terrorized all but the biggest birds, which are slowly beginning to return.
"The $2.5 million Rat Island eradication project, a joint effort
between the U.S. federal government, the Nature Conservancy and
Island Conservation, is one of the world's most ambitious attempts to remove
destructive alien species from an island. Now there are signs that several
species of birds, including Aleutian cackling geese, ptarmigan, peregrine
falcons and black oystercatchers, are starting to nest again on the
10-square-mile (26-sq-km) island."
-Reporting by Yereth Rosen; writing by Bill Rigby; editing by Eric Beech
After the next two years or monitoring, we will be able to determine whether the island is truelly rat-free.
Almost all fish is contaminated with trace amounts of mercury. While most healthy adults have no problem eliminating the mercury from their bodies..."children and women who are pregnant or butt fucking should avoid most types of fish and shellfish to reduce their risk of producing a stinky guy". If there are signs of bleeding please drink lots of water and try to eat grass when you can.
Here is a painting depicting an ever going challenge between man and child. A child is fishing a cock out
for his mother on Mothers Day but the locals aren't having it. They're saying "these cocks are bad" and this is how this whole "good fish, bad fish" mystery got started. Enjoy.
a closer look at the locals
Just in time to impress your friends at the weekend bbq with all your uncanny music tastes, TPS proudly gives you two bangers to start your weekend off right.
First, the 80s no-wave Build remix of Phoenix's "1901" off the fantastic Wolfgang Amadaues Phoenix LP

Phoenix - 1901 (Build Remix)
Second, the club-ready Death to the Throne remix of Lykke Li's "Little Bit" (one of my personal fav's)
Lykke Li - Little Bit (Death to the Throne remix)
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Enjoy with me, what has been rated as one of the most amazing covers of all time. during these harsh struggles, we all need a little SMK. So lets take a moment for ourselves and finally get back to
what life is all about; the basics.
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very rare list has resurfaced after nearly 106 years! read full story @
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lets splash around in the woah-da for a little bit alright!

This is the first entry to what will become a weekly feature called, "Dat Bitch". Each Dat Bitch will be written by a Latiqua, a very angry and culturally-aware half black, half puerto-rican woman from the Bronx.
Dat Bitch: Monica Lewinsky

"Can Dat Bitcch die already? I'm so tired of her fat ass. One Blowjob! One fucking BJ. Really, I'm sure dat bitch's head wasnt that good that she deserves publicity going on 14 years for sucking Bill Clinton's dick. Really! Please once and for all, let dat bitch die!!"
-Latiqua
Monica Lewinsky makes a rare public appearance for lunchdate with showbiz friends | Mail Online

If you're a fat, 52 year old, piece of shit, who sits around in sweatpants, eating toast with cheese-whiz, whose sole income is disability and gives in to the temptations of child porn when feeling down like myself. Then you probably know and worship the long running, late night, AM radio, sci-fi programme, Coast to Coast hosted by the paranormal papal duo of Art Bell (a true god) and George Noory (I shook his hand in Albuquerque once). This show has been not only a companion for me during the wee hours of the morning but also a source that reveals the supressed truths that are 'out there'. However I have recently stumbled upon this new site that explores subjects which are too sensitive for the mainstream media... that Obama knows about and Ted Kennedy knew about until 'they' erased his memory, which by the way was covered up by a so called 'brain tumor'... he was gonna talk but 'they' (here's a secret surveillance video from their bunker at the center of the Earth, one of them I believe is listing celebrities on their hitlist) stopped him. Charles Schulz knew but he wasn't as fortunate as Mr. Kennedy. Anyways back on topic... just have a look for yourself here at the Atlas Obscura. Where they map out P.P.O.I (paranormal points of interest) like where a family lived in Kentucky that had 4 blue skinned children or the site of a mothman sighting or a nuclear blast sight that has been covered by a giant concrete dome. This is the real 'truth' this is what 'they' (here's another video where 'they' candidly give a tour of their top secret bunker) don't want you to see. So I suggest you take a browse for yourself and remember 'we are not alone'.